Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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