dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
