The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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