I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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