just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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