Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize