i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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