So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
