Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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