Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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