Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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