"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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