So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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