Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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