laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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