Green mimosas i think yes
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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