I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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