Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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