My first STD was from a foam party
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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