these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish you could order shots online.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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