Your face is a jimmy john
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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