why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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