I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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