Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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