You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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