please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Sorry about my life...