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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?

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  Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.

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  Ohh that happened after I started to cry.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?

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  Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.

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• (805): View more from California

  YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm

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  At least it wasn't your drinking arm

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• (315): View more from New York

  The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.

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• (408): View more from California

  I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.

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