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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come

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• (214): View more from Texas

  we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.

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  I don't know what to judge you more for.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?

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• (408): View more from California

  I can't trust your balls anymore.

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