But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.