butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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