try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.