someone threw a dead crab at me
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background