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• (323): View more from California

  forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell

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  my version of bright and sunny.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Knowing your life, probably not.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?

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• (607): View more from New York

  He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister

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• (585): View more from New York

  "I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.

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  God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.

  (438): View more from Quebec

  Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss

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• (716): View more from New York

  Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"

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