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(805): View more from California

someone threw a dead crab at me

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(201): View more from New Jersey

what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

dying kittens.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.

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(636): View more from Missouri

So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.

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(845): View more from New York

just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in

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(210): View more from Texas

Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.

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(210): View more from Texas

i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.

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(206): View more from Washington

The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...

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(631): View more from New York

He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background

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