ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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