it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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