I need help removing her.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
