I've blown a few things in my day
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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