yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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