I smell stomach acid.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize