You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize