i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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