So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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