Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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