Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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