This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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