He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I can't put those talents on a resume
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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