We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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