i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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