Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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