How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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