Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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