The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
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if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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