How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
