it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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