I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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