Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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