Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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