She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We were destined to go to rehab together
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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