Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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