So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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