seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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