ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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